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Balmy about lip balm

I love mouths. I love women’s lips, how soft they are, how lovely they are to kiss. Two sets of luscious lips locking – one of the joys of this ole Sapphic world of ours.

I have to say though, that my world has been rocked – enormously – and it has been rocked forever. My life has been changed by the most innocuous of things. It has been changed by lip balm, and this is not a good change, let me tell you.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not averse to lippy things. There is something kind of sexy about kissing a woman wearing lipstick, and besides lipstick has a whole different taste and more importantly, texture. But lip balm. Lip balm’s just not right.

I have never had to think twice before kissing a woman – unless, of course, I shouldn’t have been kissing her in the first place – but now I hesitate before I plant a smacker on my girlfriend’s mouth, because she is one of them … a lip balm wearing woman, and before we lock lips I want to be sure that it’s her lips I’m making contact with and not the lip barrier that sends me into a frenzy reminiscent of the Marmite ad.

We’ve talked about it – as couples do. She knows I hate it, but she isn’t willing to compromise on this one. She needs it she says. I think she has a problem. She’s in denial, of course, but I seriously think she’s addicted to it. She thinks I’m talking rubbish and is very defensive about the whole thing, but honestly, she takes that little stick everywhere with her. It even spends the night under her pillow – don’t try to tell me that’s normal!

Finally though I’ve found her some help, and I just wanted to pass it on to you, just in case you’re in the same situation as me. Check out http://lipbalmanonymous.com – an oasis in the balmy world of lip salve. This is one serious website!